Showing posts with label Chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicken. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Onto post yet again
And today Mr Maks is back! Figures that we better finish our math soon... Max gear or something. Circltheorums (ums?) are still due, don't forget about that re-test thingie for systems, and No Mental Math TOday.
Just as well don't forgot to email Mr Maks on why you deserve a 100% on your blog justification. -_-
JOKES
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
A. He works it out with a pencil.
-_-
. What is a compact city?
It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
/)_/)
(0_0)
(_00 Rabbit...
Jokes from Google... Just google math jokes... Like I did...
or you can go here
http://www.math.ca/Recreation/mjokes-1.html
The rabbit I made myself 0_0
Finally concluding my post gert yer math finished and don't waste time reading silly pointless blogs like you did... 0_0
Just as well don't forgot to email Mr Maks on why you deserve a 100% on your blog justification. -_-
JOKES
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
A. He works it out with a pencil.
-_-
. What is a compact city?
It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
/)_/)
(0_0)
(_00 Rabbit...
Jokes from Google... Just google math jokes... Like I did...
or you can go here
http://www.math.ca/Recreation/mjokes-1.html
The rabbit I made myself 0_0
Finally concluding my post gert yer math finished and don't waste time reading silly pointless blogs like you did... 0_0
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Concerning the Math
Black holes result from God dividing by zero. ~Author Unknown
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http://www.quotegarden.com/math.html
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
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http://www.quotegarden.com/math.html
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Why did the chicken cross the road
Compliments of www.collinson.fr
Why did the chicken cross the road ???? I stumbled on this its awesome!
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.....g wanted to. That's the f.....g reason.
RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
JOHNNY ROTTEN: Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.
JOHNNY CARSON: Because it heard there was a man over there laying bricks and it wanted to see for itself!
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. RALPH WALDO
EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road. . . it transcended it.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
KPMG CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. KPMG Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), KPMG helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. KPMG Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with KPMG consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing and enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken' mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. KPMG Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
Why did the chicken cross the road ???? I stumbled on this its awesome!
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.....g wanted to. That's the f.....g reason.
RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
JOHNNY ROTTEN: Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.
JOHNNY CARSON: Because it heard there was a man over there laying bricks and it wanted to see for itself!
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. RALPH WALDO
EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road. . . it transcended it.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
KPMG CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. KPMG Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), KPMG helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. KPMG Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with KPMG consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing and enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken' mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. KPMG Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
Its TIME!
Math has began. Anyway I'm bored now cause im supposed to scribe so I'll tell you a joke or two. /\ _ /\
A mushroom walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender looks up and say to the mushroom "sorry we don't serve mushrooms here"
The mushroom greatly saddened says "Why? I'm a fun-gi."
(compliments from memory, told to me by by my father)
Ha ha ha ha a here's another joke.
A french man about to be electrocuted by the chair proclaims to his executioner "Tomorrow's head lines, french fries."
A man about be electrocuted by the chair asks his executioner "Is this thing safe?"
(Compliments for the last two jokes come from Wikipedia on a section about dark humar...)
Never lend a geologist money. He considers a million years ago to be recent.
(compliments from Bathroom reader, Its where I learned the joke)
Haaa okay enough jokes onto math! Im actually curiously wondering if anything NEW will be taught today... SO in the mean time another joke
A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster ...BUMP ... BUMP ...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin flapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
...and...of...course,
...the coffin stops!
(compliments to www.collinson.fr, please support them by going to there site to read more jokes =P)
A mushroom walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender looks up and say to the mushroom "sorry we don't serve mushrooms here"
The mushroom greatly saddened says "Why? I'm a fun-gi."
(compliments from memory, told to me by by my father)
Ha ha ha ha a here's another joke.
A french man about to be electrocuted by the chair proclaims to his executioner "Tomorrow's head lines, french fries."
A man about be electrocuted by the chair asks his executioner "Is this thing safe?"
(Compliments for the last two jokes come from Wikipedia on a section about dark humar...)
Never lend a geologist money. He considers a million years ago to be recent.
(compliments from Bathroom reader, Its where I learned the joke)
Haaa okay enough jokes onto math! Im actually curiously wondering if anything NEW will be taught today... SO in the mean time another joke
A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster ...BUMP ... BUMP ...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin flapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
...and...of...course,
...the coffin stops!
(compliments to www.collinson.fr, please support them by going to there site to read more jokes =P)
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
He's back, and he's kewl!
That's right! This Thursday the Kong is coming back to take out trash and clean up this one horsed blog!
You better be there. Same bloggin' time, same bloggin' channel, same bloggin' site!
Well on Thursday! Not Wednesday! Cause I traded with James! 0_0
You better be there. Same bloggin' time, same bloggin' channel, same bloggin' site!
Well on Thursday! Not Wednesday! Cause I traded with James! 0_0
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
o hai!
A day in the life of an average eurpean person. In the morning they woke up. They got angry that there breath was sour so they got angry. They went on a evil rampage and destroyed half the world. Soon the earhs resources were all used up. Gas prices sky rocket and many people died of the bubonic plague.
Soon alien invades came from outer space and started to enslave the human race. Soon man kind was destroyed. But suddenly the savage Europeans decided they had enuf. They took up arms of quadruple barreld shot guns and started blasting aliens to hell. Soon they stole the aliens weapons and started vapourizing their ships. Soon the aliens were driven back. The Europeans scientsists made better weapons out of the alien technology. They also made huge ship yards and started making death stars. Soon the aliens fleets were destroyed and the Europeans blew up the aliens world. The eurpeans stopped fighting for a minute, Took a drink of beer, then went on to take over the rest of the universe.
Hence, the empire was born.
A day in the life of an average eurpean person. In the morning they woke up. They got angry that there breath was sour so they got angry. They went on a evil rampage and destroyed half the world. Soon the earhs resources were all used up. Gas prices sky rocket and many people died of the bubonic plague.
Soon alien invades came from outer space and started to enslave the human race. Soon man kind was destroyed. But suddenly the savage Europeans decided they had enuf. They took up arms of quadruple barreld shot guns and started blasting aliens to hell. Soon they stole the aliens weapons and started vapourizing their ships. Soon the aliens were driven back. The Europeans scientsists made better weapons out of the alien technology. They also made huge ship yards and started making death stars. Soon the aliens fleets were destroyed and the Europeans blew up the aliens world. The eurpeans stopped fighting for a minute, Took a drink of beer, then went on to take over the rest of the universe.
Hence, the empire was born.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Super Kong Says What Happened!
Guess what! Today we got our tests back! YAYZOR! -_- WAIT I DIDN'T GET MY TEST! Oh she means a test for us to do in AM (Accelerated Math)....
I also got an exercise that we probably gotta do...
We didn't learn much yet so it seems today is another one of those work really hard days! HAH!
I also got an exercise that we probably gotta do...
We didn't learn much yet so it seems today is another one of those work really hard days! HAH!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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