Its TIME!

Math has began. Anyway I'm bored now cause im supposed to scribe so I'll tell you a joke or two. /\ _ /\

A mushroom walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender looks up and say to the mushroom "sorry we don't serve mushrooms here"
The mushroom greatly saddened says "Why? I'm a fun-gi."
(compliments from memory, told to me by by my father)

Ha ha ha ha a here's another joke.

A french man about to be electrocuted by the chair proclaims to his executioner "Tomorrow's head lines, french fries."

A man about be electrocuted by the chair asks his executioner "Is this thing safe?"

(Compliments for the last two jokes come from Wikipedia on a section about dark humar...)

Never lend a geologist money. He considers a million years ago to be recent.

(compliments from Bathroom reader, Its where I learned the joke)

Haaa okay enough jokes onto math! Im actually curiously wondering if anything NEW will be taught today... SO in the mean time another joke


A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...

The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster ...BUMP ... BUMP ...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin flapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops!

Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...



...and...of...course,



...the coffin stops!

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