o hai!
A day in the life of an average eurpean person. In the morning they woke up. They got angry that there breath was sour so they got angry. They went on a evil rampage and destroyed half the world. Soon the earhs resources were all used up. Gas prices sky rocket and many people died of the bubonic plague.
Soon alien invades came from outer space and started to enslave the human race. Soon man kind was destroyed. But suddenly the savage Europeans decided they had enuf. They took up arms of quadruple barreld shot guns and started blasting aliens to hell. Soon they stole the aliens weapons and started vapourizing their ships. Soon the aliens were driven back. The Europeans scientsists made better weapons out of the alien technology. They also made huge ship yards and started making death stars. Soon the aliens fleets were destroyed and the Europeans blew up the aliens world. The eurpeans stopped fighting for a minute, Took a drink of beer, then went on to take over the rest of the universe.
Hence, the empire was born.